May/093
Super Robot Taisen OG Saga: Endless Frontier
Long time, no post, see Twitter.
I've been playing Super Robot Taisen OG Saga: Endless Frontier the past few weeks and it has fired up the JRPG-gamer in me again. I've completed Fallout 3, I've cleared Fable 2. I've yet to do any of the DLC for neither, since Endless Frontier's occupying me.
This game has so much breasts, so much gratitious intense amounts of random bouncing from any character without a flat chest - even a character with AAs has the frontal set bouncing like mad from simply lifting her arm to cast a spell. Add in that the game itself is very self-aware of this and is thus filled with horrible jokes about breasts all over. Take for example a scene where the crew lacks a keycard, and our friendly hyperactive big-titted robot with a love for sarcastic remarks delivers this line:
Why don't you try looking between her boobs, you spend enough time staring at them.
She also has golden moments such as
Shall I pull her dress down, Sir? That would likely elicit a response.
But to the gameplay itself; this game has overdrives making you get an animated scene on top of the battlefied. As KOS-MOS here demonstrates.
The main thing you do to increase damage in Endless Frontier is to keep an enemy in air, chaining together all kinds of attacks by commands on the D-Pad or with a simple press of the A-button. You need to time it right, and you can cancel attacks to increase the "Frontier Gauge", which lets you see bouncing breasts when it fills to 100%. In fighting games, you call this juggling. I would argue that for Endless Frontier, this should be jiggling, and this game is full of shits and jiggles. Did I mention that the first pair of bouncing meat belongs to Yukana, and the cat ear robot is Suzuki Mariko? The voice acting in this game is awesome.


May 31st, 2009
fuck you all and your DS’s
June 14th, 2009
lol yukana tits, hot
July 5th, 2009
oh lawl…
reading the article without having played the game before gives the impression that mecha is not the main point of the game