the second eyelids because ilifingrish is coal too

Early morning kills the ilifin?

I got online this morning to eat my breakfast and look at IRC bantering like always, and #kokizzzle on rizon was spammed with network admin fiberOptiC and questions directed at him.

[07:17:55] <@Mango-chan> fiberOptiC
[07:17:59] <@Mango-chan> when you do a global msg
[07:18:01] <@Mango-chan> to /msg someone
[07:18:07] <@Mango-chan> how many /msg does that guy u-sually get
[07:18:08] <@Mango-chan> yes
[07:18:17] <~fiberOptiC> depends
[07:18:24] <~fiberOptiC> sometimes not many
[07:18:29] <~fiberOptiC> other tiems, 20-30
[07:18:31] <~fiberOptiC> maybe more
[07:18:41] <@Mango-chan> 20-30
[07:18:49] <@Mango-chan> a fake xdcc pack on #bss could do better than that
[07:18:50] <@Mango-chan> -v-;
[07:18:56] <@ilifin> .
[07:18:57] <@Mango-chan> right tu
[07:19:00] <~fiberOptiC> well most people ignore notices
[07:19:00] <@Mango-chan> tu--
[07:19:00] <@Mango-chan> what
[07:19:01] <@ilifin> I got like
[07:19:02] <@ilifin> 200
[07:19:03] <@ilifin> the last time
[07:19:05] <@ilifin> someone did that
[07:19:05] <@Mango-chan> ilifin
[07:19:06] <@Mango-chan> from who
[07:19:07] <@Mango-chan> lol
[07:19:13] <@Mango-chan> Kokizzzle - -b
[07:19:16] <@ilifin> fuckers that posted gss g00 ep6
[07:19:20] <@ilifin> as ilifin pack 27
[07:19:26]  * Mango-chan highfives Kokizzzle
[07:19:28] <~Kokizzzle> what
[07:19:29] <~Kokizzzle> wasn't me bro
[07:19:31] <@ilifin> that was koki
[07:19:35] <~fiberOptiC> lol
[07:19:36] <@Mango-chan> it was either me or koki
[07:19:37] <@Mango-chan> i think
[07:19:43] <@`Waryas> was m
[07:19:43] <@`Waryas> e

Fun, no? During that Gundam 00 episode, I lost count of the amount of leechers tagging my PM. fiberOptiC then wanted to prove his global messages do more than an xdcc bot pack...

[07:20:04] [rizon] -Global(service@rizon.net)- [fiberOptiC] Rizon would like to extend a special happy birthday to ilifin, so please /msg ilifin happy birthday!!

First of all, it's not my birthday. But who's to know that? Nobody did know:

[07:20:11] [rizon] [jakkarth(~jakkarth@Rizon-B7E003A1.hsd1.ca.comcast.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:12] [rizon] [Brejlounek(~honac@Rizon-81ED345B.bubakov.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:13] [rizon] [Rocky2(~RockyNguy@Rizon-514E083C.socal.res.rr.com)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:14] [rizon] [kynox(~Cam@im.in.ur.wardens)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:14] [rizon] [`Waryas(Waryas@gummy.bear)] happy birthday!!! toradora where
[07:20:15] [rizon] [Netto(~hikarinet@user1.aria-company.com)] happy birthday
[07:20:16] [rizon] [Wabbit(~Happydude@Rizon-D2F998DE.bitstream.orcon.net.nz)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:16] [rizon] [precisioN(~prec@Rizon-FDFD6045.dsl.teksavvy.com)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:16] [rizon] [Kiru(~Drinking@hot.chocolate.for.life)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:17] [rizon] [Renago(cgiirc@Rizon-25004C3.ui.ac.id)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:17] [rizon] [X-Pipes(~elohel@Rizon-8CD7E8BC.prtc.net)] Happy B-day
[07:20:17] [rizon] [Dark_9tails(~chatzilla@Rizon-532CF922.for.connect.net.au)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:18] [rizon] [lalahsghost(~dasilva_j@8409C53C.4EBEC4D.A3E0747D.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:19] [rizon] [EFnettoooo(~sfds@Rizon-BBD30AB7.brk02-home.tm.net.my)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:19] [rizon] [Gamesta(~rjsaccoun@Rizon-4FEC925E.lightspeed.snjsca.sbcglobal.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:19] [rizon] [Dustinduse(~DustinDus@Rizon-B6805BFD.dsl.iowatelecom.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:19] [rizon] [pistachio(~ilikenuts@Fear.Itself)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:19] [rizon] [vDio(~Mudada@ZA.WARUDO)] you da busta
[07:20:20] [rizon] [Tarage(~Tarage@Rizon-FE65116D.sttlwa.dsl-w.verizon.net)] happy birthday pedo!
[07:20:20] [rizon] [hacguay(~hacguay@Rizon-869F53F7.uwaterloo.ca)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:21] [rizon] [ogloc42(~ogloc42@Rizon-28989304.jetstream.xtra.co.nz)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:21] [rizon] [Uchikoma(~Uchi@Uchikoma.on.teh.web)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:21] [rizon] [Sachi(~chatzilla@Rizon-DE972D76.midsouth.biz.rr.com)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:21] [rizon] [Taek(~Taek@taek-it.net)] happy birfday.
[07:20:22] [rizon] [fantasi(~nor_a_yus@fantasy.is.everywhere)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:22] [rizon] [Argriz(~Argriz@Rizon-7227C1D5.omega197.maxonline.com.sg)] Happy Birthday!
[07:20:22] [rizon] [DEAFTONEGOES(~jordan@74D3874B.B24D547B.1F827695.IP)] happy birthday bro
[07:20:23] [rizon] [aceofblitz(cgiirc@Rizon-73F7E60.hct.ac.ae)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:23] [rizon] [Shockz(~chatzilla@Rizon-B40FD6DF.oc.oc.cox.net)] HAPPY BIRTHDAY
[07:20:24] [rizon] [Ito_Makoto(~figu@Rizon-6A27C19A.tb.shawcable.net)] happy birthday nigga
[07:20:24] [rizon] [thatime86(~thatime86@Rizon-A6701D39.singnet.com.sg)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:24] [rizon] [Katsurugi(~WinNT@Katsudon.Okonomiyaki.com)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:24] [rizon] [Narrator-1(Narrator-1@Rizon-EE24BF34.ec.res.rr.com)] happy birthday
[07:20:26] [rizon] [KR_Chalice(~rabiddrea@Rizon-A724DA6.range86-163.btcentralplus.com)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:26] [rizon] [skillfaker|afk(~skillor@Rizon-50CADC7D.catv.net.mtnet.hr)] Happy Birthday :)
[07:20:26] [rizon] [Andrius(null@red.moon)] spam
[07:20:26] [rizon] [Night_Kid(~Naruto@Rizon-2D73E405.hsd1.ca.comcast.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:26] [rizon] [Ito_Makoto(~figu@Rizon-6A27C19A.tb.shawcable.net)] I want some of your cake
[07:20:27] [rizon] [Asexual`(The@cake.is.a.possibility)] Unhappy birthday. :( With happy icing.
[07:20:27] [rizon] [SHAAAAAA(~irc@chars.custom.vhost)] three times as happy birthday
[07:20:27] [rizon] [Dustinduse(~DustinDus@Rizon-B6805BFD.dsl.iowatelecom.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:27] [rizon] [Zat|(RAGE@Rizon-69BC7419.hot.res.rr.com)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:28] [rizon] [TiReD_(~Kleen-the@Tired.Hahahahahaha)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:28] [rizon] [FullMasta(FullMasta@Rizon-8368CAC7.hsd1.ny.comcast.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:28] [rizon] [meowmix(~anthony@DF913E6C.84356EAE.AFAD1EFF.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:28] [rizon] [KChasm(~kchasm@185F7F90.CA069798.7E7A5D2A.IP)] I can't feel my legs
[07:20:28] [rizon] [south(~south@Rizon-44665924.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:28] [rizon] [T-Birds(~daek@Rizon-6A7B0730.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:29] [rizon] [Hakurei(~e-non.emo@the.real.hakurei.all.the.others.are.fake)] HAPPY BIRTHDAY ಠ_ಠ
[07:20:30] [rizon] [Arcticwolf8(cgiirc@Rizon-8CB584D5.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)] Happy birthday =]
[07:20:31] [rizon] [kuze(~oizumi@Rizon-E07EC788.hsd1.wa.comcast.net)] WOOO get some booze tonight!
[07:20:31] [rizon] [ZerOne01(~slaverati@4FB4C986.B93EBD97.44D96ADC.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:31] [rizon] [He-man(~victory@the.golden.witch)] HAPPY BDAY
[07:20:31] [rizon] [Bacu(~bacu.chan@Rizon-86AF0639.sip.bna.bellsouth.net)] HAPPI BASUDEI
[07:20:31] [rizon] [Gamesta(~rjsaccoun@Rizon-4FEC925E.lightspeed.snjsca.sbcglobal.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:32] [rizon] [kp_centi(~kp_centi@Rizon-913FA423.tampabay.res.rr.com)] Happy bitrthday
[07:20:34] [rizon] [KOrUPt(~KOrUPt@Rizon-341DB7B2.bb.sky.com)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:34] [rizon] [TatteKudasai(~TK@yume.miteta.hitori)] happy birthday
[07:20:36] [rizon] [meowmix(~anthony@DF913E6C.84356EAE.AFAD1EFF.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:37] [rizon] [Mango-chan(~mango@stop.doing.that.to.me.i.have.already.done.so.much.ahhhhh)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:37] [rizon] [Sharu(Foxfire@Rizon-431FDF.res.gatech.edu)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:38] [rizon] [neen(~neen@Rizon-22E4E455.lightspeed.irvnca.sbcglobal.net)] a very happy birthday to ya :P
[07:20:38] [rizon] [Genjo(~waglwag85@Rizon-6DC56EA8.click-network.com)] happy Birthday!!!
[07:20:39] [rizon] [LaResistance(~LaResista@Rizon-491E6EA6.dc.res.rr.com)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:40] [rizon] [dnz(~dnz@get.out.of.here.s.t.a.l.k.e.r)] im gay for you
[07:20:40] [rizon] [Peter_Griffin(~Naruto@1A943AFB.3A86E4D1.BA0E4463.IP)] happy birthday!!!
[07:20:41] [rizon] [wendyokoopa(cgiirc@Rizon-884FA8CD.wtccommunications.ca)] happy birthday we share the same date
[07:20:41] [rizon] [CoolManBob(~IceChat7@Calm.Before.The.Storm)] Happy Birthday from ArcEmu!!!
[07:20:42] [rizon] [kev3458(~ichi.ni.s@too.much.time)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:43] [rizon] [[8-tails]KillerBee(~lol@i.am.a.jinchurikki)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:43] [rizon] [Arcain(arcain@945C1E9A.E784EE7E.9D759D04.IP)] Happy BirthDay!
[07:20:44] [rizon] [Gates_Schellinger(cgiirc@Rizon-FBD8D99A.proxy.aol.com)] Happy friggin birthday
[07:20:45] [rizon] [naruto_kun(cgiirc@Rizon-D7201F9E.dial1.boston1.level3.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:45] [rizon] [XabierDellugo(XabierDell@4D263413.548E823F.6B0AA0B3.IP)] Happy Birthnight!!
[07:20:47] [rizon] [Shyne(~Quizler@Rizon-ED406798.socal.res.rr.com)] happy birthday?
[07:20:50] [rizon] [Booyadude(~chatzilla@8B490557.A81D1E11.CC4A5B46.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:51] [rizon] [sotho(~sotho@Rizon-1F06E3B4.dip.t-dialin.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:52] [rizon] [champthom(~screwyou@Rizon-D599E6C9.twcny.res.rr.com)] Happy Birthday!
[07:20:53] [rizon] [Duckbuster(~Duck@bus.ter)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:55] [rizon] [EvilLinkz(~suki@Welcome.to.Aria.Company)] Happy Birthday!
[07:20:55] [rizon] [asu(~carcinoma@1786658E.3CADFD78.C55B5A61.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:56] [rizon] [Kuyukly(~Loli-kun@when.a.flat.girl.hugs.you.she.holds.you.closer.to.her.heart)] BAPPY HIRTHDAY
[07:20:56] [rizon] [MattSamyel(~navstevni@Rizon-F33AE697.broadband5.iol.cz)] happy birthday :)
[07:20:58] [rizon] [Deacon_Blues(~deacky@Rizon-BE285F7E.resnet.buffalo.edu)] happy birthday!!
[07:20:59] [rizon] [fiberOptiC(fiber@Network.Admin)] happy birthday!!
[07:21:01] [rizon] [[N-A]Unknowned123(~Naruto@1C13E74C.B1A2B710.EE1F1439.IP)] Happy Birthday
[07:21:01] [rizon] [dhanar_10(~dhanar_10@Rizon-3A04CB92.p1.com.my)] happy birthday!!
[07:21:03] [rizon] [Kyle321N(cgiirc@12FB4E14.91CF1455.69BBDD4C.IP)] fuck you
[07:21:06] [rizon] [Aliieeeeeeeeeeeeeee(cgiirc@Rizon-A58138B4.dsl.snfc21.sbcglobal.net)] FUCK YOU NIGGER
[07:21:08] [rizon] [Disturbed(~GreatGene@Rizon-A680ED3F.clcyms.dsl.dynamic.tds.net)] Happy birthday!
[07:21:09] [rizon] [octavarium(~octavariu@skilled.time.waster)] happy birthday
[07:21:15] [rizon] [Alabaster_W(~Alabaster@Rizon-8622EBEA.buckeyecom.net)] HAPPY BIRFDAY even though i dont know you
[07:21:19] [rizon] [Dustinduse(~DustinDus@Rizon-B6805BFD.dsl.iowatelecom.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:21:20] [rizon] [^__^(~delicious@vache.du.fromage)] How'd you like me to be your birthday present? :D ... faggot.
[07:21:20] [rizon] [Dustinduse(~DustinDus@Rizon-B6805BFD.dsl.iowatelecom.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:21:25] [rizon] [Techman_16(~bgnetsurf@Meitantei.Techman)] happy birthday!!
[07:21:26] [rizon] [Pervy_Sage(~blah@Rizon-56A21BAB.chi01.dsl-w.verizon.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:21:32] [rizon] [[S_D]VincentDirge(~I.am@Vincent.The.Eternal.Noob)] Happy birthday.
[07:21:38] [rizon] [Tunder(~tunder@Rizon-E62B1361.ip.telfort.nl)] Happy Birthday :D
[07:21:44] [rizon] [BrainClot(BrainClot@65475DD1.461E95F8.6B2FB998.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:21:45] [rizon] [Gabrielle(~viberapho@Rizon-E8A14523.cfl.res.rr.com)] Best of Happy Birthdays to you matey
[07:21:52] [rizon] [LordMog|Away(~lordmog@Rizon-5E4F4C56.hsd1.wa.comcast.net)] happy birthday! ^_^
[07:21:44] <Mei-chan> happy birthday!!
[07:21:44] <Mei-chan> happy birthday!!
[07:21:44] <Mei-chan> happy birthday!!
[07:21:44] <Mei-chan> happy birthday!!
[07:21:45] <Mei-chan> happy birthday!!
[07:21:45] <Mei-chan> happy birthday!!
[07:21:46] <Mei-chan> happy birthday!!
[07:21:46] <Mei-chan> happy birthday!!
[07:21:48] <Mei-chan> happy birthday!!
[07:21:48] <Mei-chan> happy birthday!!
[07:21:50] <Mei-chan> happy birthday!!
[07:21:50] <Mei-chan> happy birthday!!
[07:21:52] <Mei-chan> happy birthday!!
[07:21:52] <Mei-chan> happy birthday!!
[07:21:54] <Mei-chan> happy birthday!!
[07:22:00] [rizon] [ZeroYuki(~zero-yuki@bullshit.rats)] happy birthday, take a break form TLing ^^ Best wishes from ne
[07:22:03] [rizon] [Melladon(~Melladon@Rizon-37259127.socal.res.rr.com)] Happy birthday :D
[07:22:03] [rizon] [adamix(~adamix@771F6F12.59396FB8.2CBBBC55.IP)] happy birthday!
[07:22:04] [rizon] [mack(~mackciuq@Rizon-74DDFFBF.vc.shawcable.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:22:07] [rizon] [chili(~wbramlet@4942C26B.9E8FB036.E15B3779.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:22:10] [rizon] [ace-(~higgs@ctrl.alt.del)] lol dongs
[07:22:11] [rizon] [Niton(~goobbue@Rizon-FA0B73AD.dyn.optonline.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:22:18] [rizon] [starblood(~user@Rizon-B002E82F.cfl.res.rr.com)] happy birthday!!
[07:22:40] [rizon] [Battro(~What@Will.Trade.Veda.Access.For.Sekusu)] happy birthday, you coal bastard
[07:23:00] [rizon] [AHS-9(~abuse@harb.l)] happy birthday!! xD
[07:23:15] [rizon] [SeoJeongWoo2(~Mibbit@Rizon-F64840A7.emrsn.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:23:22] [rizon] [Hikari-chan(cgiirc@Rizon-70B5832D.hsd1.wa.comcast.net)] HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
[07:23:23] [rizon] [bdr222(~g0of22@98.211.214.50)] happy birthday!!
[07:23:34] [rizon] [ilovedeath(~baba@Rizon-2639F1F1.hsd1.nj.comcast.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:23:57] [rizon] [Emess(~matt@the.jew.making.your.rori.kosher)] get a better looking blag, also happy birthday~ ...why am I pm'ing this?
[07:24:14] [rizon] [wendyokoopa(cgiirc@Rizon-884FA8CD.wtccommunications.ca)] happy birthday!!
[07:24:19] [rizon] [vexxx(~noelaranj@6C7FD581.700224DA.F3474B0F.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:24:21] [rizon] [Rage-Kage(~KiLrBooTz@Rizon-76155BD2.client.mchsi.com)] happy birthday!
[07:24:23] [rizon] [Smartmonkey(~Drunkmonk@A63691CD.58F44BF4.F7B22D.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:24:26] [rizon] [vexxx(~noelaranj@6C7FD581.700224DA.F3474B0F.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:24:27] [rizon] [Nessun(Nessun@666.666.666.666)] soon as all these messages slow down im giving you a birthday kill :)
[07:24:27] [rizon] [vexxx(~noelaranj@6C7FD581.700224DA.F3474B0F.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:24:27] [rizon] [vexxx(~noelaranj@6C7FD581.700224DA.F3474B0F.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:24:28] [rizon] [vexxx(~noelaranj@6C7FD581.700224DA.F3474B0F.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:24:28] [rizon] [vexxx(~noelaranj@6C7FD581.700224DA.F3474B0F.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:24:29] [rizon] [vexxx(~noelaranj@6C7FD581.700224DA.F3474B0F.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:24:29] [rizon] [vexxx(~noelaranj@6C7FD581.700224DA.F3474B0F.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:24:29] [rizon] [Baby_Naruto|Away(Baby@Rizon-F1EB36E1.hsd1.ca.comcast.net)] Happy Birthday!
[07:24:30] [rizon] [vexxx(~noelaranj@6C7FD581.700224DA.F3474B0F.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:24:40] [rizon] [white_hawk(~silver@3CD80AB6.22974CE1.6852EA5F.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:24:50] [rizon] [Bicho(Bicho@45B30A71.BCCCA504.E3A07D28.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:24:54] [rizon] [Adi(~adrian@Rizon-8A47BDC5.ip.telfort.nl)] happy birthday!!
[07:25:08] [rizon] [love_Sadako(~ask@5BC3C4E.A53D588C.E9EB32FE.IP)] happy birthday!!
[07:25:10] [rizon] [msg(nessun)] nigga plz it's not even my bday, fiber's being an ass D:
[07:25:59] [rizon] [MugenEXE(~monkshave@Rizon-F319C196.ptld.qwest.net)] happy birthday!!
[07:26:36] [rizon] [JohnMoze(~asdf@I.am.not.a.virgin)] happy birthday!!
[07:27:42] [rizon] [{Draker}(nowat@cant.think.of.one)] those fucking message are fucking annoying

Around this time, this happens, while I'm on my way to work:

[07:27:46] [rizon] -!- You were killed by Nessun [Nessun@666.666.666.666] [(HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY)] [Path: ]
[07:27:46] [rizon] -!- ERROR Closing Link: darekare.kamawazu.kamitsuku.tenori.taiga (Killed (Nessun (HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY)))
[07:27:46] [rizon] -!- Irssi: Connection lost to irc.rizon.net

My IRC client doesn't reconnect on kills, since reconnecting on kills is considered rude to those who did actually kill you. So, when I got back on at work... it wasn't done just yet.

[08:00:29] [SynIRC] [jibber(Mibbit@synIRC-B2741EA1.om.om.cox.net)] happy birthday
[08:08:47] [rizon] [Captain_Phil(~Captain_P@Rizon-8F3893EC.socal.res.rr.com)] happy birthday!!
[08:13:08] [rizon] [hark(~hark@desu.desu.desu)] happy birthday :3
[08:16:21] [rizon] [Compwiz|Laptop(~p0n0s@D044CC86.9D3AD00C.AA90A3C3.IP)] happy birthday!!
[08:17:10] [rizon] [bigsimpsin(~ohaithur@chilling.with.vincent.here)] happy birthday :D
[08:18:06] [rizon] [Gosha(~Gosha@in.irl.as.well.sometimes)] happy birthday!!
[08:20:38] [rizon] [chef(~Freddy@msg4real.com)] happy birthday!!
[08:22:04] [rizon] [fraseyboy(~fraseyboy@Rizon-E8FAB96A.cable.telstraclear.net)] happy birthday person I don't know!
[08:28:23] [rizon] [nee(~ban@annie.banannie)] happy birthday!!
[08:28:42] [rizon] [Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism(~Killer@I.Will.Never.Be.A.Memory)] happy birthday!!
[08:29:06] [EFNet] [UberVoff(51bf158a@webchat.mibbit.com)] gratulerer! :D
[08:31:54] [rizon] [OeiOeiVogeltje(~Legion@Rizon-117CDDCD.ip.telfort.nl)] happy birthday!!
[08:37:19] [rizon] [Scaevolus(~none@null.ifies)] happy birthday :]
[08:37:42] [rizon] [Scaevolus(~none@null.ifies)] ;)
[08:42:02] [rizon] [unit(~namaeva@Rizon-BCB6C61F.pp.htv.fi)] as you haven't heard this before, happy birthday to ye :) do
have a blast.
[08:45:28] [rizon] [SwordsRCool(~nifudenna@Rizon-4CFC6BBF.hsd1.ca.comcast.net)] happy birthday!!
[08:45:46] [rizon] [statornado(~chatzilla@Rizon-E51E47A3.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net)] sleep well knowing you are one year closer
[08:46:07] [rizon] [statornado(~chatzilla@Rizon-E51E47A3.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net)] to your next birthday
[08:46:39] [rizon] [msg(statornado)] .. it's not my birthday
[08:47:13] [rizon] [statornado(~chatzilla@Rizon-E51E47A3.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net)]  [22:20:43]I*Global*I[fiberOptiC] Rizon would like to extend a special happy birthday to ilifin, so please /msg ilifin happy birthday!!
[08:47:38] [rizon] [msg(statornado)] I know.
[08:47:59] [rizon] [shadww(~you@no.name.no.pain)] happy birthday!!
[08:48:30] [rizon] [statornado(~chatzilla@Rizon-E51E47A3.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net)] why must you lash out at me
[09:01:32] [rizon] [Ristaron(~chatzilla@Rizon-E8D4660E.wp.shawcable.net)] happy birthday, I suppose. You're officially one day older than you were this exact moment 24 hours ago; and you will be another day older in another 24 hours hence.
[09:01:49] [rizon] [msg(Ristaron)] ah fuck, I can't believe you're still doing this
[09:01:59] [rizon] [msg(Ristaron)] go shoot fiberoptic for me kthx - it's not my birthday
[09:02:14] [rizon] [Ristaron(~chatzilla@Rizon-E8D4660E.wp.shawcable.net)] also, I just saw the message that it was your birthday, hence the lateness of the congratulatory message.
[09:15:05] [rizon] [kevii(~onicrux@FF3D030C.1E3544B3.8424E36B.IP)] happy birthday!!

IRC adventures, great. Mango-chan wanted to count the amount of PMs I got, so have fun with it~

EDIT: They're still coming in.

[10:04:25] [rizon] [infidel(~UPP@i.want.all.your.cookies)] happy birthday!!
[10:30:20] [rizon] [SilverCrow(~silvers.c@VOLTZ.FANSUBZ)] happy birthday!!
[10:52:36] [rizon] [Tsuku-Uchiha(~flaming_g@5D906EDB.F0F82C4A.F8A33C8E.IP)] happy bdayyy!!!
[10:52:38] [rizon] [GeniXm(~kaze@Rizon-8B09FB9E.epsilon20.maxonline.com.sg)] happy birthday!!
[10:54:00] [rizon] [ShadowItachi(~dark.grey@Rizon-2E10042C.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com)] happy birthday!!
[10:56:40] [rizon] [Jeroen(~Cheerz@how.do.i.your.mom)] happy birthday :(
[11:35:54] [rizon] [Wing-ZERO[away](~xWing-ZER@5275D92E.2D1E8BD6.A815BE2D.IP)] happy birthday!!
[11:45:38] [rizon] [Z_Blitz(~zblitz@Rizon-874A58CA.alshamil.net.ae)] happy birthday!!
[12:17:07] [rizon] [Stigma(~Stigma@stigma.ssc)] happy birthday!!
[12:21:09] [rizon] [rabidkimba(~rk@Rizon-105F0A3F.nas922.p-kyoto.nttpc.ne.jp)] happy birthday!!
[12:22:52] [rizon] [Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism(~Killer@I.Will.Never.Be.A.Memory)] happy birthday!!
[12:29:50] [rizon] [bernaction(~ActionMan@actz.LABGroup.rulez)] happy birthday!!
[12:59:26] [rizon] [NYIcHiBaN(~none@Rizon-D4D929DE.nyc.res.rr.com)] happy birthday!!
[13:07:35] [rizon] [airstrike(airstrike@5F8CA552.81A14FF2.14FB6A1.IP)] happy birthday!!
[13:18:27] [rizon] [NxN_Slite(NxN_Slite@Rizon-C06E40B9.mc.videotron.ca)] happy birthday!!
[13:34:12] [rizon] [hinatas_son(~Naruto@Rizon-85033.dsl.ksc2mo.swbell.net)] happy birthday bro
[13:37:39] [rizon] [Stigma(~Stigma@stigma.ssc)] happy birthday!!
[13:39:37] [rizon] [gamester(~slim@drum.roll.please)] happy birthday
[13:52:58] [rizon] [Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism(~Killer@I.Will.Never.Be.A.Memory)] happy birthday!!
[14:19:11] [rizon] [Slinger|Sick(~asoue202@Rizon-CE54D26B.nycap.res.rr.com)] happy birthday!!
[15:04:51] [rizon] [Suzy(Naruto@Rizon-BB99A35E.dsl.ksc2mo.sbcglobal.net)] happy birthday!!
[15:04:58] [rizon] [Suzy(Naruto@Rizon-BB99A35E.dsl.ksc2mo.sbcglobal.net)] happy birthday!!
[15:20:29] [rizon] [Monsterblood(~monsterbl@Rizon-3BD7EB41.lns11.adl2.internode.on.net)] happy birthday!!
[15:33:57] [rizon] [Rafale(~Kusanagi@De-Ghosting.Activated)] happy birthday!!
[15:59:48] [rizon] [stephan(~stephanwa@This.is.not.fun)] happy birthday!!
[16:51:44] [rizon] [nix(~nix@2404DCC3.1E055ABE.766F04E0.IP)] happy birthday!!
[17:04:14] [rizon] [Airen(~no@Rizon-C42E3748.hsd1.ca.comcast.net)] so yea, uh, happy b-day! :P
[17:32:34] [rizon] [Finn(Finn@Rizon-1D59D1FB.elisa-laajakaista.fi)] happy birthday!!
[19:23:18] [rizon] [Tank|zzzz(~tankshock@Rizon-63C9EE46.hsd1.nj.comcast.net)] happy birthday!
[19:23:53] [rizon] [|Arara|(~N@D86F3188.BAD82154.3CFB874.IP)] happy birthday!!
[19:29:48] [rizon] [Kiru(~Drinking@Rizon-ED0054BC.ph.ph.cox.net)] happy birthday!!
[21:00:03] [rizon] [Shanghai(~plus@shanghai.shanghai.shanghai.shanghai)] happy birthday :(
[21:45:04] [rizon] [grok(~grok@C4FC4153.6FDBA0DC.58437D1A.IP)] happy birthday!!